About Ah La Ve!
“Ah La Ve” is Spanglish slang that translates to something like “WOW”. Kind of like Ah La Ve I can’t believe he’s selling that!
I got tired of looking for so stuff I wanted so I would make them one off and just decided to make my own store. #trueStory I absolutely buy my own stuff, and hopefully others will like it too. I’m from a simpler time when having funny opinions and laughing were actually OK. I don’t anticipate making huge profits, but that wouldn’t be bad either.
The store offers “free shipping” but we all know nothing is free! Shipping is just part of the price to make it easier for all involved and I actually lose money in some rare cases.
We use the strongest SSL encryption available and securely process cards using Stripe, Apple Pay or Google Pay, so yes it is perfectly safe to buy from here. Apple Pay and Google Pay must be set up in your browser to be used. We are literally incapable of getting your card information, that is all handled by the above global services.
